I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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