absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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