I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
try to milk me bitch
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