Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I just gargled with NyQuil
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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