she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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