at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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