I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
What changed your mind?
Being sober
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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