im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I need to wash the frat house off of me
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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