You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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