I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
they need to just BURY HIM!
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
