Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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