Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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