Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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