I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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