At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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