Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
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