She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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