I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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