I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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