Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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