is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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