i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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