I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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