Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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