i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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