Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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