Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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