Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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