at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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