i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
