I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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