All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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