elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Do plants get herpes?
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