Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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