We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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