She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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