the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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