I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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