UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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