You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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