All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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