whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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