i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
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