Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
