singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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