So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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