Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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