Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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