We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Dear god my vagina.
Randomize
