worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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