He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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